Tuesday, May 20, 2008

How My Ego Dies

My Ego had a premonition today while walking in the cold rain down Graham Ave. It is written that My Ego will cease to exist in one of two ways:

The first is My Ego's body being struck by a car, while the driver is tapping away on his iPhone.

The second is My Ego's body being struck by a car, while My Ego is tapping away on My Ego's iPhone.


Thus, skip the autopsy. You heard it here first...

~mIe

1 comment:

gen di napoli said...

Why doesn't My Ego have an idPhone?