Friday, July 11, 2008

McCain: Stand-In Candidate

What's all the fuss, my friends?

Do you really think John McCain is the ACTUAL candidate for the GOP, my friends??

My friends, listen up: John McCain is a stand-in. It's only a matter of time, my friends, before he withdraws from the race, for whatever reason that best serves the party. Perhaps it will be health risks due to old age, or the growing anxiety over his lack of "natural born" status and an American citizen. Perhaps they'll slip a little pill into his Quaker Oats, my friends.

And you know, my friends, whoever will replace him will be the slickest, most party-line Reganite this side of the Pacific. And you know they are training this guy like Ivan Drago in Rocky IV. Perhaps it's good old Mitt, he sure looks the part, but he'll surely need to convert to Baptist, my friends.

The fact remains, my friends. John McCain will NOT be the Republican nominee for President of the United States.

Don't say My Ego didn't warn you...


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