Tuesday, May 20, 2008

How My Ego Dies

My Ego had a premonition today while walking in the cold rain down Graham Ave. It is written that My Ego will cease to exist in one of two ways:

The first is My Ego's body being struck by a car, while the driver is tapping away on his iPhone.

The second is My Ego's body being struck by a car, while My Ego is tapping away on My Ego's iPhone.

Thus, skip the autopsy. You heard it here first...


Sunday, May 11, 2008

Bob Marley Video Remix By Eclectic Method

Audio-Video renegade remix trio ECLECTIC METHOD are at it again, with their final official vMix on IMEEM, closing off a four-video promotion with none of than the Legend, Bob Marley.



Friday, May 9, 2008

Why the Wait?

Hi Hillary-

How are you? How's it going? Seems to me you're awfully patient... What are you waiting for, exactly? At what point is it you plan to drop out of the race?

Pertinent questions indeed, folks. Yet what really is she waiting for?

Call My Ego crazy, but it seems there is a new answer emerging in My Ego's Ego. What if, just what if, she is waiting for someone to take out her opponent? When My Ego says "take out," My Ego does not speak of Chinese food.

Surely as this thing progresses, those very same working-class white folk that Mrs. Clinton so adores are increasingly liable to take destiny into their own hands, and rid the world of this dark-skinned, big-eared nuisance that is stealing all the attention. The sad thing is, My Ego wouldn't put it past her.

So, Mrs. Clinton... just how low will you go??