Hollywood Script Brief: Hockey Mom

Feature Film Brief
by My Ego

Hockey Mom

In a world dominated by men in power, the unthinkable becomes a reality after a bat-shit crazy old Vietnam POW survivor makes a brash, politically dazzling move by bringing a self proclaimed "Hockey Mom" PTA leader onto his presidential ticket as VP.

Small town hockey moms rejoice, while the incredibly condescending, clueless mom of 5 solicits health care advice from her pregnant 17 year old daughter. She consults her fisherman-husband, who's boat trolls the seas east of Russia, for foreign policy advice as Putin lines up nuclear missiles along the Poland border. American Idol winners are installed in cabinet positions, while America's Biggest Loser 2008 becomes head of the FDA.

Meanwhile, the Democratic candidate and now jailed traitor, Senator Muhammad Osama Ahmadinejad looks on from his Guantanimo jail cell in peril as Hockey Mom is foreced to make the ultimate decision of all: whether to have her youngest daughter, now 11, abort the incestual love-child born out of wedlock with her Downs Syndrom boy, age 7.

RNC Strategic Tag Cloud for 2008 Presidential Campaign

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The Most Important Experience of All: Media Hype Overload

EclecticMethod's Media Hype Overload from Eclectic Method on Vimeo.

We all now know the contrasts in experience between Obama and Palin, as they have been hashed over in the media quite a bit in the past few days.

However, My Ego has seen no mention of what My Ego considers the most important experience of all: Media Vetting, and how each candidate deals with it. My Ego isn't making a case for either candidate, rather pointing out the lack of coverage and analysis, of what My Ego believes to be the most important type of experience now needed to be president.

We've now had the past 20 months of "vetting" Mr. Obama, who has stood in the bright spotlight off media onslaught that has come his way. Between Reverend Wright, Ayers, Rezco, his whitey-hating wife, and all the rest, we've seen how Obama has handled the big media machine on a daily basis. Political or executive experience aside, this is the very experience that is most needed, for better or worse (likely worse), when it comes to 21st century politics.

Within a mere 72 hours, we say Mrs. Palin only getting the first glimpses of what she'll soon face; between her 17 year-old daughter's pregnancy, to the questioning of her mothering of the four month old Down Syndrome baby, to the brother-in-law firing scandle, we've only just begun to see how Mrs. Palin will handle what will only be more and more attention over the next eight weeks.

Barack Obama: The Tiger Woods of Michael Jordan

As evidenced by last night's sweeping oratory in front of 85,000 screaming fans, it has never been more clear that in the context of Michael Jordan, no one is more Tiger Woods-like than Barack Obama.

Obama was swooshing rhetorical three-pointers with the ease, grace and intensity of Woods staring down a putt on the 72 hole at the Masters. The ultimate test of true greatness is how a Michael Jordan steps up to the line in moments of the highest pressure; Obama once again proved that such high-pressure situations are where he shines most, as he and the Democrats won the playoffs, now invigorated for the Finals in November.

"We haven't seen a Michael Jordan give a speech like this since my big brother nailed that half-court, at-the-buzzer allegory at the LA Coliseum in 1960," said a tearful Senator (D) Ted Kennedy shortly after the speech.

It goes without saying that Obama's moment in Denver was one that shatters all prior precedent for a Michael Jordan, by showcasing the junior senator's ability to unify his team by opening the evening by passing the ball to his own Scotty Pippen, senator Hillary Rodam Clinton, who led the team to the final game of the series after a career performance of her own on Tuesday.

Despite the glowing reviews and mind-numbing post-game assessments of the mainstream media, the McCain team dismissed Obama's Tiger Woodsness as a thin, plastic facade that is not ready to lead the nation in a time of war. "After the Nike endorsements, the celebrity parties and rock-star performances, there isn't much about Obama's Michael Jordan that can even compare to Tiger Woods," said McCain chief of staff Mark Salter.

The Republican playoffs end next week, where McCain is the odds-on favorite to take the crown as the Ben Hogan of Bob Pettit.

Why There is No Hope For America, in Three Easy Links

Dear All with IQ's above 100,

Get your passports ready...

First this.

Then this..

And, finally, this...

Sigh..

~mIe

McCain: Stand-In Candidate

What's all the fuss, my friends?

Do you really think John McCain is the ACTUAL candidate for the GOP, my friends??

My friends, listen up: John McCain is a stand-in. It's only a matter of time, my friends, before he withdraws from the race, for whatever reason that best serves the party. Perhaps it will be health risks due to old age, or the growing anxiety over his lack of "natural born" status and an American citizen. Perhaps they'll slip a little pill into his Quaker Oats, my friends.

And you know, my friends, whoever will replace him will be the slickest, most party-line Reganite this side of the Pacific. And you know they are training this guy like Ivan Drago in Rocky IV. Perhaps it's good old Mitt, he sure looks the part, but he'll surely need to convert to Baptist, my friends.

The fact remains, my friends. John McCain will NOT be the Republican nominee for President of the United States.

Don't say My Ego didn't warn you...

~mIe

How My Ego Dies

My Ego had a premonition today while walking in the cold rain down Graham Ave. It is written that My Ego will cease to exist in one of two ways:

The first is My Ego's body being struck by a car, while the driver is tapping away on his iPhone.

The second is My Ego's body being struck by a car, while My Ego is tapping away on My Ego's iPhone.


Thus, skip the autopsy. You heard it here first...

~mIe

Bob Marley Video Remix By Eclectic Method

Audio-Video renegade remix trio ECLECTIC METHOD are at it again, with their final official vMix on IMEEM, closing off a four-video promotion with none of than the Legend, Bob Marley.

Enjoy...

~mIe

Why the Wait?

Hi Hillary-

How are you? How's it going? Seems to me you're awfully patient... What are you waiting for, exactly? At what point is it you plan to drop out of the race?

Pertinent questions indeed, folks. Yet what really is she waiting for?

Call My Ego crazy, but it seems there is a new answer emerging in My Ego's Ego. What if, just what if, she is waiting for someone to take out her opponent? When My Ego says "take out," My Ego does not speak of Chinese food.

Surely as this thing progresses, those very same working-class white folk that Mrs. Clinton so adores are increasingly liable to take destiny into their own hands, and rid the world of this dark-skinned, big-eared nuisance that is stealing all the attention. The sad thing is, My Ego wouldn't put it past her.

So, Mrs. Clinton... just how low will you go??

~mIe